"Vinny, do you have a tongue?"
"Yes, I have a tongue. It's in my mouth."
"That's silly!" I said. "I thought only shoes have tongues!"
This led to some more similarly structured jokes:
"Vinny, do you have any ears?"
"Yes, I have two ears, here and here."
"That's silly! I thought only corn has ears!"
"I thought only tables have legs!"
"I thought only potatoes have eyes!"
Others I thought of include:
- Bread has heels
- Roads have shoulders
- Cows have calves
- Macaroni has elbows
- Roses have hips
I'm sure there are more out there. Anybody?