Thursday, January 17, 2008

With Apologies to Woody Guthrie

CHORUS:
This pain is my pain,
It's called a migraine,
It hurts from the surface,
Clear down to my brain,
From the nape of my neck,
To behind my eyeballs:
This pain is known as a migraine.


As I was walking
To the cafeteria,
I saw around me,
a familiar sparkle;
I saw that my eyes
would soon be blinded:
This pain is known as a migraine.

CHORUS

And so I sat at
My colleagues' table,
Just as quickly
As I was able,
Because I knew that
I'd never find them,
With pain that's known as a migraine.

CHORUS

I felt like puking,
I felt like barfing,
Instead of talking
or even arguing!*
Instead I sat there
In all the loudness,
with pain that's known as a migraine.

CHORUS

After half an hour,
My vision cleared,
Things weren't as bad
As I had feared,
But then the pain arrived,
And my mood nose-dived:
This pain is known as a migraine.

CHORUS

I spent the time
After lunch working
On a program
With a problem lurking,
But I soon discovered
The real cause of trouble:
The pain that's known as a migraine.

CHORUS

I had some meds once,
but they expired
(It's been a while
since they were required!),
But it doesn't matter,
Because they don't work
On the pain that's known as a migraine!

CHORUS


* There was a good political discussion about one of my hot-button topics, health insurance, and I could hardly participate!

4 comments:

Jane said...

oh no!! hope it goes away soon.

Migraines are no fun.

EcoGeoFemme said...

Poor Rebecca. :(

EcoGeoFemme said...

Do you read the Digital Cuttlefish? Every post is a verse.

Laura said...

Ah, la pauvre! Terrible!

Glad you were able to make music out of it, though...