Vinny: Hi, mama!
Me: Hey Vinny, whatcha doin'?
Vinny: I'm at Kroger!
Me: You are?
Vinny: I see fans!
Me: You do? What else do you see?
Vinny: I see apples, grapes, pears...
Me: Wow. Lots of fruit. Are you in the produce section?
Vinny: I see blinking lights!
Me: Blinking lights! Wow!
Vinny: Hey mama, I go playground today!
Me: You went to the playground today? Did you have fun?
Vinny: Uh huh! I play playground.
Me: Wow, sounds like fun.
Vinny: I see crackers!
Me: That's fantastic. Say, is Daddy there?
Me: Can I talk to Daddy for a minute, please?
Vinny: I don't think so! I see bagels!
Me: ... Wow, bagels! Can you give the phone to Daddy for just a second, please?
Vinny: Uh uh. I don't think so. I see fan!
(It went on like this for several more minutes until Jeff finally wrestled the phone from Vinny's grasp.)