[Vinny is reaching for a hot pan on the stove.]
Jeff: Don't touch that!
Vinny: [Retracting his hand to touch his head] I'm just scratching my head.
[Vinny grabs some Easter candy.]
Jeff: No, you don't get any candy tonight.
Vinny: I was just checking the candy!
Me: Wash your hands after you use the potty.
Vinny: I don't need to wash my hands. They're clean!
Vinny: I have an owie head. I need some medicine.
Me: Is that really true or are you lying?
Vinny: [brightly] I'm lying!