Rachel's still in Turkey, so it's up to me to carry on the tradition. And carry it on I have!
Act the first: I forgot that it was (Moron) Monday until I was already at work, and thus unable to post. (Luckily, I had already planned to work from home this afternoon, so I could post when I take a break.)
Act the second: At work, I submitted a job on the tenth fastest supercomputer in the world, and my job ran so fast that I didn't realize it had run! When I checked the queue, my job was not in it, having run and finished before I could check the queue. And then the output file was hiding in plain sight, right there in my directory. I did not figure this out until I sent a message to the help desk about my incredible disappearing job, and the person on the other end said, "uh...dude... your job already ran." (only much more politely than that) I replied with an apology for having wasted that person's time.
How's things by you?