And Now, Some Levity

My son has the most interesting sense of humor. One of his favorite things to do is to propose something ridiculous, and then say "NOOOOO!" afterwards.

Some of my favorite recent examples:

• Eat moon? NOOOOO!
• Eat vacuum cleaner? NOOOOO!
• Touch star? NOOOOO!
• Get inside washing machine? NOOOOO!
  

Also, whenever I emphatically tell him not to do something, I say "No, sir!" The other night, he was kicking me during a diaper change, all the while saying, "No sir! No sir!"